- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

A bar walks into a man

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What do you call white trash Garbage

How High is a Chinese man

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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