Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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