Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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