Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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snowglobe

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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