What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Hail Hitler

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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