- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

An Asian with a big dick.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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