"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Gay rights.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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