- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What's blue? The sky.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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