If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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