- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Black people having a Job.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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