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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

your mom is so stupid she got raped

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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