- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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