- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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