why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Happy Monday!

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Sarah Palin.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A baby seal walks into a club.

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