What's up? Your time.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Your mother is so fat.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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