- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Whats brown a sticky, shit

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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