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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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