- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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