On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KATE WAS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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