- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Male leadership.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

America

12/23/2012

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??