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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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