There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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White men's rights

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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