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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

pobody's nerfect

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!