- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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