- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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