- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Poop

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Where's the soap?

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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