A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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I Have a Black Friend

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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