Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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