- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Equal rights!

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why? Why not?

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