Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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