- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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