what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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