Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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