- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Roses are flowers.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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