why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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how do you win a game try your best

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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