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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

drugs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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