Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Make me famous

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

pobody's nerfect

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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