- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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