Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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