- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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