What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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