roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Sarah Palin.

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Happy Monday!

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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