- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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