- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Women's professional sports

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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