- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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