- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Connor is homo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

the NAACP

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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