What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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