- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

I went to work today....

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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