if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Do the roar!

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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