A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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What does? 42

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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A whole 'nother.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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