Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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A sober Irish individual.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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