- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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