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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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