Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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