- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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