A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Women's Soccer.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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George W. Bush

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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