- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

A praying mantis is very graceful

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Iif your reading this ur gay

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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