What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Racial Equality

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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