- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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