- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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