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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.