Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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