How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Do the roar!

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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