Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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