Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

vitamin c

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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