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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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