what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Kevin and Ramin

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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