- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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