- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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