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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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