Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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your life

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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