There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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