- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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