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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you win a game try your best

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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