- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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