- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

what is 3+3= 8

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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