What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Jovan

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why? Why not?

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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