- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Adam Chebali is awesome

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Your mother is so fat.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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