- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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