What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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