- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Adam Chebali is awesome

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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