- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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