A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Kevin and Ramin

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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