- Anti Joke

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me