- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

FUS RO DAH!!!

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

the lemon was sweet.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??