Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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