- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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