What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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nothing

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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