Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Read a Book.

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My mom

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Anti Joke

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