- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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