- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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