An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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