Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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