- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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