- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

all these jokes are horrible now

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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