Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Your mother is so fat.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Adam Chebali is awesome

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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