why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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