- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Poker face

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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