- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

You sick fiend

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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