Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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How old is your mom Dead

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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