- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

nothing

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

a. why? b. because

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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