Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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