- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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