What did the man say to his wife. Hi

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why? Why not?

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