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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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