- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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