- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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