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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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