- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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