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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

it was all Tagart

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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