- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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