- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

A baby seal walks into a club.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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