- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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