What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

I have cancer. And you're next.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

why dont they make black forks

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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