- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

BIG PENIS

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

An Asian with a big dick.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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