- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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