- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Women's professional sports

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

united we sit, cause we're fat

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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