In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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