- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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