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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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