- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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