What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Cheese

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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