And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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all the kids had fun

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Ebola

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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