- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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