- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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