An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

I am dyslexic

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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