- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Dwight Howard

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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