Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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how do you win a game try your best

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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