What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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