- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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