- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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