Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How you know when dislextic

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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