Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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A women in the kitchen.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Anti Joke

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