- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Racial Equality

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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