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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Golf.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Grace Ackerson

i saw amango it splootered

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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