How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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guess what what ...

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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a chinese man pays the full price

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Boob

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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