Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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a black man pays his child support

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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A man was shot. He died.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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