tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

how much fish could a chicken

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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