A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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learn. advance!

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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