- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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