Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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