- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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