- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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