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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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j.p. is dumb

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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