Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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