what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

poop.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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