- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's 9 + 10 19

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

I'm Polish.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

God is real.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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