Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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