- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

9/11

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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