- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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