A dyslexic blind man

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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12/23/2012

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Happy Monday!

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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