- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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