Why didn't he finish his

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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