- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Barack Obama.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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