KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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