A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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