- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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