A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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360 NO SCOPE

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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