- Anti Joke

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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