What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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