q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Anti-jokes are funny.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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