- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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