- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

a black man pays his child support

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

^ That's not even funny ^

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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