- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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