Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Sarah Palin.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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how do you win a game try your best

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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