- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

These Jokes suck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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