- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??