Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

a man checks his mypsace

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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