What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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