- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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