- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do black people eat? Food.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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this website is a bad joke

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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