wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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jsahgfvdjfhgdehv? oiyduhgfdushy

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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