Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Happy Monday!

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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