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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

A van drives into a car.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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